"Hey, everybody, this is Kiah; I'm your Zippy Dippy Squarepants!"
If you love my collective readings on social media, this is where we go deeper.
I combine herbs, tarot, and real-world psychological tools to guide you through spiritual awakenings, twin flame connections, and recovery from toxic relationships. No spiritual bypassing here—just raw, trauma-informed healing based on real-life experience.
Ready to exit the trauma loops and reclaim your inner magic? You’re exactly where you need to be.
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-R.W.
Kiah's reading was just what I needed. A combination of personal reflections, messages from the higher Spirit, and interpretations that felt cohesive and connective. I loved hearing her voice in her writing, while also receiving the visuals of the cards. I felt seen and supported.
Review for: Signature Insights Reading
-Z.K.
Kiah provides a really nuanced reading of the tarot cards and personalizes them to your question in meaningful ways. She brings in angel numbers which add to the personalization of the reading with meanings based on the time they come in during the time she is working on your reading and I especially enjoyed them. She's a lovely human with a lot of heart for this work. Thanks for my reading!
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-A. R.
"The overall reading echoed a feeling or sense that I had lost a part of my true self along the way. I am so glad I found this place and this person, who is clearly spiritually gifted. The reading not only confirmed what my heart knew but showed me how to reclaim my authentic self. This was life changing. Thanks, Zippy!"
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-P. H.
"My mother passed away...and I didn't have a rudder, so to speak. Kiah's (Zippy's) reading spoke to all of my tangled feelings and really gave me a clear path to focus my thoughts! I was honestly amazed at the accuracy of the cards and their interpretations. They were very specific and gave me a lot of comfort and clarity, not only in the situation, but also inside myself! Thank you, Zippy!
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-J. S.
"Kiah's reading gave me some important things to think about. Her approach to my very general request (I am relatively new at this) was thoughtful and offered meaningful insights and takeaways. Kiah's readings feel authentic and she deeply cares about her clients."
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Who Is Zippy Dippy Squarepants?
Meet Kiah (like the car, but better built)
I am a former Episcopal priest turned Jew-by-choice, healthy skeptic, and trauma-informed intuitive. My own healing journey began after leaving a long-term toxic relationship and navigating the chaotic fire of a spiritual awakening. I’ve survived the shadow work, I am actively walking a Twin Flame journey right alongside you, and I’m here to help you turn your triggers into your greatest spiritual power....
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